what happened to july?
oh people. i’ll only break your heart. but i warned you - see tagline above.
where have i been? what have i been doing for the better part of july?
first, i’ve been pretending to be a grownup. with my stepson in town for the last couple weeks, we’ve been eating meals on schedule and planning fun itinerary. we attended the artful new feature film transformers (michael bay = king of ’splosions), ate both ice cream and cotton candy in the same night, spent a weekend camping, bowled with bumpers (oddly, my scores did not improve…), and cruised the parks of minneapolis. and my husband was getting mighty comfortable being a stay at home dad.
and while all that was happening, i was also busy getting promoted. i suspect now i’ll be busy trying to figure out what, exactly, my new job entails. from what i’ve gathered so far, i’m the new vanilla ice: if there is a problem, yo, i’ll solve it. i don’t have a hook yet, but once i obtain one you can check it out whilst my dj revolves it. and if vanilla ice can stage a comeback, so can i.
word to your mother.
